Sick in the head...

I'm either so sick in the head I need to be bled dry to quit.

Or I just really used to love him.
Or I just really used to love him.
Or I just really used to love him.

I sure hope that's it.
-F.A.

GMEN

Hello Lover

OH WELL...

What you did to me made me
See myself something different
Though I try to talk sense to myself
But I just won't listen

Won't you go away
Turned yourself in
You're no good at confession
Before the image that you burned me in
Tries to teach you a lesson

What you did to me made me see myself somethin' awful
A voice once stentorian is now again meek and muffled
It took me such a long time to get back up the first time you did it
I spent all I had to get it back, and now it seems I've been outbidded

My peace and quiet was stolen from me
When I was looking with calm affection
You were searching out my imperfections

What wasted unconditional love
On somebody
Who doesn't believe in the stuff

You came upon me like a hypnic jerk
When I was just about settled
And when it counts you recoil
With a cryptic word and leave a love belittled

Oh what a cold and common old way to go
I was feeding on the need for you to know me
Devastated at the rate you fell below me

What wasted unconditional love
On somebody
Who doesn't believe in the stuff

Oh, well

AARP

Ok. So you know you are getting old when a nice handsome young man of 18-20 gets up and offers you his seat on the train and you say thank you baby and you really mean baby like with a bottle.

Kegstand...

Who wants to do a kegstand????!!!!!???

Normal Person

I always wished I had learned to be a normal person.