Californication

me: they're giving la californication

him: on cable?

me: no it was wild hot in my apt. this morning

him: wait, are you talking about the heat? 

me: yeah

him: calefacción

me: yeah, that's what I said

him: (long pause) uh huh

me:  uh huh

him: but you know you didn't say that though?

me: (long pause) yeah  :T

Why's that cradle empty????

I'm his lover 

Not his mother

Why're you staring

At each other

What's the problem?

💚😍

👶👩

🚼/🚹➕🚺=🚻💟

-Duffy

Samuel L.

I can appreciate the calm nature of this F train conductor as she repeatedly reminds passengers that, "there is another train right behind this one and to please let go of the doors, please move your feet, and please stand clear." So unlike the Samuel L. Jackson sound-alike who was running the 1 train the other afternoon. Who's impatience was palpable. "You've GOT to step in. You've GOT to BRING your belongings INSIDE! You've GOT to be kidding me! Stand CLEAR of the CLOoooSING Doors!" He needs yoga.